i may or may not be watching the land before time
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
