Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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