My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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