I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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