what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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