i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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