It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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