butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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