Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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