i just had sex bonerless
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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