Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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