I just made out with a guy for $7.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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