I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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