R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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