Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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