brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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