We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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