we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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