D3 body, D1 cock
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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