Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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