okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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