Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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