bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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