Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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