i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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