I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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