How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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