i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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