Duck Duck Cougar?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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