alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
we're making bets on your personal life
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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