You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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