this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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