i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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