what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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