I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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