a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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