How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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