He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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