Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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