am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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