They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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