Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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