Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
you made out with another girl for some wings
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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