He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Randomize
