so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My penis needs a shock collar
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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