Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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