butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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