Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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