Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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