i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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