I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize