so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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