Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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