So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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