Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
