if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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