I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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